
PEARLE HARBOUR WALKS INTO A BAR
Presented by Luminato Festival


Wednesday, June 3 – Saturday, June 27, 2026
House of York at Fairmont Royal York


Starting at $39
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“Pearle Harbour is glamorous, poised, and devastatingly funny.” - Xtra Magazine
“Pearle Harbour is part deliciously retro, part very much here and now…” - Toronto Life
The Show
A drag queen walks into a bar. You do too. Then, all hell breaks loose.
In Pearle Harbour Walks Into a Bar, award-winning Canadian drag icon Pearle Harbour hosts an intimate cabaret tucked inside Toronto’s iconic Fairmont Royal York Hotel. Hilarious, heartfelt, and a little unhinged, this micro-performance blends music, wild storytelling, and razor-sharp satire — it’s giving Kit-Kat Club for the TikTok era.
Sweet-as-pie and sharp-as-nails, Pearle transforms your neighborhood watering hole into a space of revelry and debauchery, confession and communion. Singing iconic drinking songs, in new arrangements created by Tony Award-winner Greg Morrison (The Drowsy Chaperone), Pearle skewers our era of endless distraction and asks: what are we drinking in, and what are we pouring out?
So settle in and order up a glass of liquid courage – you’ll need it.
Pre-Order Drinks for Pearle Harbour
We’re excited to offer pre-order drinks for performances of
Pearle Harbour Walks Into a Bar at Fairmont Royal York. Available during checkout so you can skip the line and settle in with ease.
Available beverages:
Mocktail — $18
Stella Artois — $11
Classic Margarita — $22
Cabernet Merlot — $23
Pinot Grigio — $24
Old Fashioned — $26
Dates & Times
Run time: 60 minutes - No Intermission
Location: House of York at Fairmont Royal York
Access Measures:
Access Night on Friday, June 26, 2026
- Described Audio & ASL
- Please contact our
Access Concierge for tickets
An Access Guide and Venue Guide are available
HERE
To find out more information, please contact our Access Concierge, Emily Maxwell, at access@luminato.com
| Date | Time | Show Tickets |
|---|---|---|
| Wednesday, June 3, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Thursday, June 4, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Friday, June 5, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Friday, June 5, 2026 | 9:30 PM | Get Tickets |
| Saturday, June 6, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Saturday, June 6, 2026 | 9:30 PM | Get Tickets |
| Sunday, June 7, 2026 | 2:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Wednesday, June 10, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Thursday, June 11, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Friday, June 12, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Saturday, June 13, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Saturday, June 13, 2026 | 9:30 PM | Get Tickets |
| Sunday, June 14, 2026 | 2:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Wednesday, June 17, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Thursday, June 18, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Friday, June 19, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Saturday, June 20, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Saturday, June 20, 2026 | 9:30 PM | Get Tickets |
| Sunday, June 21, 2026 | 2:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Wednesday, June 24, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Thursday, June 25, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Access Night: Friday, June 26, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Contact our Access Concierge |
| Saturday, June 27, 2026 | 7:00 PM | Get Tickets |
| Saturday, June 27, 2026 | 9:30 PM | Get Tickets |

